If you’re going to go through the trouble of breaking up with someone and lying about why, at least make it a believable lie. If it’s not believable, you just end up causing the other person more pain and thoughts about what he/she could have done differently/better to have saved the relationship when the reality is, there is nothing that he/she could have done because it was actually a problem with you and your inability to know how you actually feel about someone.
Hi, I’m Corey. I have a girlfriend named Priscilla. Yes, she is actually madly in love with me. Can you stop hitting on her now? Thanks.
to hide all my old posts before beginning to follow people. Seriously, the last one was two years old and they all sound really stupid to me now. Oh well, I think there are only three of you that may have even seen them anyway :-P.